Justin Timberlake was back last night May 9, 2009, on Saturday Night Live

LOL haha MOTHER LOVER!
download link for uncensored version hihi
http://rapidshare.com/files/232627809/Motherlover_Uncensored.mp3
*note this is not a hayden kho katrina halili scandal (oops by tagging this word i can make 170 or more unique visits nyahah FTW)

Here is my very late response to mothers day lol. This is a story not new for some pero intriga gallore na e!

Eversince i went home to tarlac i met this girl or a mom a teenage mom or somewhat older than me mga isang taon or dalawa ata.

So everybody thinks sa barangay namin is thinking were dating or kame na, kasi most of the time gumagala kame tapos nakikita nila sya pag nagdrive o social MILF daw haha ., not only that most of the girls id date is asking whos she etc etc.. ayan naintriga na kame at merong mga selos!

pero the truth is we are just good friends! Tawag ko panga saknya is mami e! walang malis at maling., barkada at ate ganun lang lol.

o yan wala na makulit were just friends

Mother lover lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT:Didn’t get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She’ll be so dissappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

my mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break ‘em off

Show ‘em how much they really mean

’cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each other’s mothers

JT:Fuck each other’s moms

You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

Both:

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom

clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show’d up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother’s Day

They have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

I’ll push in their place

where you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I’ll let you do my mother

make me another brother

and I’m gonna do your mother

I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

Tags: hayden kho, katrina halili, mothers day, SNL

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