Justin Timberlake was back last night May 9, 2009, on Saturday Night Live

LOL haha MOTHER LOVER!
download link for uncensored version hihi
http://rapidshare.com/files/232627809/Motherlover_Uncensored.mp3
*note this is not a hayden kho katrina halili scandal (oops by tagging this word i can make 170 or more unique visits nyahah FTW)

Here is my very late response to mothers day lol. This is a story not new for some pero intriga gallore na e!

Eversince i went home to tarlac i met this girl or a mom a teenage mom or somewhat older than me mga isang taon or dalawa ata.

So everybody thinks sa barangay namin is thinking were dating or kame na, kasi most of the time gumagala kame tapos nakikita nila sya pag nagdrive o social MILF daw haha ., not only that most of the girls id date is asking whos she etc etc.. ayan naintriga na kame at merong mga selos!

pero the truth is we are just good friends! Tawag ko panga saknya is mami e! walang malis at maling., barkada at ate ganun lang lol.

o yan wala na makulit were just friends

Mother lover lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT:Didn’t get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She’ll be so dissappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

my mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break ‘em off

Show ‘em how much they really mean

’cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each other’s mothers

JT:Fuck each other’s moms

You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

Both:

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom

clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show’d up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother’s Day

They have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

you’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

I’ll push in their place

where you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fuck each others moms

AS:Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I’ll let you do my mother

make me another brother

and I’m gonna do your mother

I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

i had good sleep red horse worked like a charm although i may have forgotten some factors like i ate a lot of ice cream before ako uminom so maaga talaga ako gigising and i didnt drink any water after ko uminom. Mix those factors and you got your answer basta i had long sleep kaya its ok see i even have time to blog it.

I even had a weird dream i forgot the first one but the second one was star studded sa mga actors na bumubuo ng buhay ko mga relatives ex’s brother parents and many more.

hint sa dream ko and the most significant part then i woke up saying to myself what the fuck?, i was standing alone with strong rain pouring down on me outside of our old house with my clothes while the star studded people of my life are standing inside the house looking down on me.

Then when i woke up received a text message from someone na “i hope you had a good sleep” from someone in my dream who is one of the star actors.

So all in all cool.

red horse

Last night uminom ako ng cranberry vodka para ako ay makatulog ngunit sa kasamaang palad nakatulog ako around 10am fuck, ngayon eto naman red horse i need to sleep early kasi i have to go to a trade fair bukas as invited by my friend and she told me gigisingin nya ko. ang problema pano nya gigisingin ang wala pang tulog and i need to sleep kasi bday ng insan ko bukas at byahe ako papuntang angeles para mag celebrate so i resort to alcohol!. weakness ko redhorse kaya dont let me down actually put me down! wish me luck sana makatulog ako mahimbing hehe

cranberry vodka

Well due to my sleeping habits nasira body clock ko natutulog aq ng tanghali kinabukasan para akong call cener. so i decided to take my meds ulit sa kasamaang palad hindi ko makita. So what i did is above buti nalang me mga nakita akong recipe ayan panira lang baso ko social na sana.

cranberry vodka

im not an alcholici just drink it lol,

Halos lahat ng kakilala ko merong account ditto mapa kargador, driver, yaya, at mga lola. Napansin ko lang sa pinoy e pag merongaccount e tipong mahihilo ka sa daming kumikinang video at songs sa bawat profile.

Ang the best part is yung picture pansisinin nyo almost lahat ng picture ng pinoy o pinay e merong pagkakaroon ng hawig.

Una nyo malamang mapapansin ang tindi ng photoshop at abilidad ng pinoy dahil kahit gaano kalaki ung picture na kinuha papaliitin ito na parang id picture.

Pangalawa ang litrato na kinuha ay lagging merong angle tipong 45 degrees facing the camera na ang pivot ay ung baba na animoy me itanatago sa kabilang pisngi.

Pagupload ng sanda mak mak na photos na magkakamuka na kapag ginawa mong animated e mapapansing mong magkaka sequence ang bahat kuha.

Labi at nguso ang pinaka na focus sa ating mga pinoy sa Friendster madalang nalang ang makikita mong ngumiti dahil puro nakaproject labe nguso at nakapalobo ang pisngi.

Magpapapicture sa kaibigang gwapo o maganda na katabe ng mga ito at gagawing primary photo.

Mag lalagay ng picture ng cute ng picture mula sa cartoons or kukuha ng litrato ng ibang tao.

Iseset sa private ang accounte pero nakalagay sa status ang email at address contact no.

Maglalagay ng mga litrato ng walang ulo katwan lang kadalasan na pasexy.

Doble dobleng email account at Friendster account

@yahoo.com halos ang email.

Mapapansin nyo din na kapag kinumpara mo ang isang account ng pinoy sa foreigner e mahahalata ang pagkakaiba tulad ng kapag pinoy puro muka mo ang nasa litrato at nasa bahay. Ang foreigner naman e kadalasang gumagala gumigimik at full body ang mga photo.

Ilang lamang ito sa mga kilos ng isang pinoy sa Friendster